Sunday, November 29, 2009

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Saturday, November 21, 2009

Got My Dancing Shoes On

There is more fun than one girl can handle at all these dances at some terrific venues in this area! The price is so affordable and the live music is so great!

The ones I go to most often are The Refectory http://www.therefectoryrestaurant.com/
and
The Red Lion
http://maps.google.com/maps?q=-&sll=45530443,-122661149&latlng=45530443,-122661149,11752391508997972130

There are dinners and dances for the holidays that look especially fun.
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Saturday, September 27, 2008

tackling

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzvZvSN2Y3k

my boy tackling another on youtube but the ref gets right in front of the camera

I have never wanted to slash somebodys tires so bad

My kids had to hold me back...

Todays football game our kids are doing GREAT!! We were proud happy jumping up and down excited!! It was the best game so far. The boys were playing great and winning!!

Then this a**hole coach from the other team tells the refs that since my boy limped off of the field a little while ago that he couldn't play the rest of the game. My coach, our coach, went over to talk to the refs and the other a**hole coach and the rules state that if a player is carried off of the field, they are not allowed to play the rest of the game for their own safety.

I am serious I was ready to rip his face off. You think that football players are tough you just wait and see what happens when they piss off players mothers.

We had another player even earlier in the game that really was carried off the field but went right back out and played the entire rest of the game and the other team said NOTHING about that kid. That kid is a great player, too! Our whole team is!

Our team is red hot!! Your team is diddley-squat.

All the parents said it was cuz my boy was doing so good and that really IT WAS FOR THE PROTECTION OF THE OTHER TEAM. Because we were winning and they were afraid they were going to lose WHICH THEY DID LOSE ANYWAY and SET A BAD EXAMPLE because the entire stadium KNOWS WHAT THAT COACH DID. A**hole.

At the end of the game when everyone was leaving the other coach walked past my daughter and she said, "Great game, when #11 was playing!" #11 is my boy of course, her brother.

I am still freakin' pissed. That other team is our in city rivals and we will beat them every game every year for the rest of these boys time in this district.

Sunday, September 07, 2008

football, baby

I spend a minimum of 20 hours a week either at football practice, at a football game, watching football games on TV and watching football movies. We have watched Invicible twic every weekend since the beginning of August.
My son is an awesome player!! He is not afraid to do what needs to be done on the field. Best of all he totally loves the game!! He dreams about it, talks about it, gives me endless replays of everything that has ever happened at every practice and every game.
The only thing missing is my favorite Sunday afternoon game celebration activities.

Sunday, August 24, 2008

isn't this the sweetest little face?


This is our puppy, I just love her to bits and pieces!!

Friday, August 15, 2008

Football used to just amuse me


Now I am not just amused at the game, I am totally confused!!!

Watching my sons practice there is so much to learn and it is so involved I don't have a clue whatg is going on!
I play football on Xbox so maybe that will help a little.
I was a football cheerleader in high school, but I really didn't have to know a thing just jump up and down a lot...
His coach thinks he is tough and awesome!!

Saturday, August 02, 2008

next to NASCAR and NFL this is my biggest event this year

http://www.achorusline.com/land/info/mario?gclid=CKf5qMnE75QCFScuagod93sQrg

As someone that grew up taking dance lessons, performing and competing until the age of 20 and is now over 40 and can only dream about dancing, going to see A Chorus Line is the biggest event of my year! I got to play around in local perfomances of A Chorus Line, Guys & Dolls and Grease. Oh and Alice and Wonderland but not a musical version. It was small town stuff but we were good and had a blast!!
I am so excited I can hardly see straight! I will laugh, cry and get chills all over!! I will remember this forever!

Friday, August 01, 2008

don't know what all the fuss was about

don't know what all the fuss was about, I still have internet...

Sunday, July 20, 2008

is it possible?

I really, really just want to live in a kinder and gentler world.

Tuesday, July 01, 2008

bye bye free wifi

http://www.redorbit.com/news/technology/1443285/portlands_wifi_network_making_an_exit/index.html?source=r_technology

Monday, June 23, 2008

no more free wi-fi

as soon as those towers go down next week, there will be no more me online. dangit. I have a good time on here!

Sunday, June 22, 2008

this cracks me up


Wednesday, June 18, 2008

8th grade graduation




Wednesday, June 11, 2008

High School Graduation


Saturday, May 24, 2008

The coolest person to hang with and the coolest place to hang

http://www.pgepark.com/stadium/about/

geez, I don't have a picture of the coolest person to be with, but take my word for it - he is the hottest/coolest person to be with! He always makes sure I have a fantastic time. He even arranged for a full moon. I give him all the credit for that, too. :)

Two free tickets for third row seats in the VIP section with access to the guest lounge with free snacks and an awesome worms eye view of the Portland Beavers baseball game at PGE Park, two round trip tickets on Max - $8.00, beer, margaritas and nachos - $30.00, holding hands under a full moon - priceless.

where is the nearest abbey?




on her way to become a nun.

i wish.

on her way to prom.

the funniest thing I have seen prior to that

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OBlgSz8sSM

Saturday, May 17, 2008

seduction

http://jeffreykishner.com/astrology/love/2008/05/reclaiming-your-power-in-relationship.html

Friday, May 16, 2008

the funniest thing i have seen in 3 weeks

http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/up/player/popup/?cl=7769005

Saturday, May 10, 2008

mothers day three years ago...

http://mawgawrita.blogspot.com/2005/05/last-supper.html

dumbest kid in town

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer 'This is the dumbest kid in town.... watch while I prove it to you.'The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks 'Which do you want, son?'The boy takes the quarters and leaves.'What did I tell you?' said the barber. 'That kid never learns!'Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice ream store. 'Hey, son! May I ask you a question... why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?'The boy licked his cone and replied 'Because the day I take the dollar, the game's over!'

You have a dirty mind!

HOW CLEAN IS YOUR MIND?I challenge you NOT to think dirty.All of the answers in this quiz are NOT obscene in any way.Vocabulary Test for the Dirty Minded:
1) What is a four-letter word that ends in "k"and means the same as intercourse?
) What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?
3) What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it,and that women love so much that they often blow it?
4) What word starts with "f " and ends with "u-c-k"?
5) Name five words that are each four letters long,end in "u-n-t" one of which is a word for a woman?
6) What does a dog do that you can step into?
7) What four letter word begins with "f " and ends with "k", and if you can't get one you can use your hands?
8) What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?
9) What four-letter word ends in "i-t " and is found on the bottom of birdcages?
10) What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the pope doesn't use his;and a man gives it to his wife after they're married



1.(talk)
2.(legs)
3.(a twenty dollar bill)
4.(firetruck)
5.(bunt, hunt, runt, punt, aunt
6.(pants)
7.(fork)
8.(Almond Joy candy bar)
9.(grit)
10.(last name)

Friday, May 09, 2008

workin' overtime

ok, I think I buy too much pizza. I walked in tonight and heard a round of, "Hi Laura!" I just feel like if they know me by sight and my first name, I go there too much.

Sunday, May 04, 2008

Our new puppy!

http://www.lhasaapsosavvy.com/1/lhasa-apso-ebooks.html?gclid=CNqE0Z7QipMCFQY_agodenhEgg
she is much cuter than this little pup. Check out the story...
My daughter's senior prom is in a couple of weeks. Her boyfriend put her favorite candy, Swedish Fish, in cupcake papers all the down the stairs to the outside and then down the sidwalk. He was at the end of the trail and was wearing a t-shirt that had on the front, "Will you go to prom with me". On the back of his shirt was printed, "If no, then give me my puppy back." He was holding the cutest little Llaso Apso puppy I have ever seen. She is black with a little bit of white and what a personality!! We have so much fun with her, she is just precious and we all love her very much!!